Matt Damon coming out against gun violence is hypocritical. Also, Al Pacino should be in the mob irl.

I guess Nick had no response to Iggy’s claims, showing what Lakers fans knew all along, dude can’t play defense.

Three months? He’s gonna miss the whole summer. Man, rape just isn’t worth it.

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case. I wish I never was good at swimming or had the opportunity to attend Stanford, so maybe the newspapers wouldn’t want to write stories about me.

“One needs to recognize the influence that peer pressure and the attitude of having to fit in can have on someone.”

Her comment on why she chose to remain anonymous is beautiful and lends even more power to her statement.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

He was just there so he wouldn’t get impeached.

Washington D.C. (Politico): After weeks of debate and a deadlocked Senate President Richard Sherman finally passed his stadium reform bill by having VP Marshawn Lynch cast the deciding vote. “When it came down to what to do it was a no-brainer to have Marshawn carry it across the goal,” the President said afterwards.

Yeah you take the word cult back girl. Own it and keep on keepin on with the butt sex too.

“These two disparate viewing experiences bring up questions that have hovered around the childless/parent divide for a long time: are honest depictions of parenthood supposed to be a consolation or a caution?”

Did you first think Prince was gay?

OK, I’m gonna say a thing and it is, hands down, my biggest critique of Obama and 99% of young people today and also Bernie Sanders.

Don’t forget- he wasn’t consistent with his application of “originalism”. He only applied that theory of it feed into his preset ideals. He will be eventually remembered for being an activist judge.

When you stop drinking you realize, with total finality, that drunk people are the exact opposite of amusing or charming.

Whenever I’m not drinking I follow the same process I learned when people ask me why I don’t have more kids. Just start with, “Well, ever since the cancer....” and slowly trail off.
Works...Like some of the time.

Why was Maggiano’s grievously omitted? Is Adequate Man prejudiced against Italians? In this day and age?

So Chevys is the Mendoza Line here right?

Hit by a car.