Why even dignify TMZ's remarks?

Four to six months? So that's like a year in Derrick Rose months, right?

Obligatory.

I'd rather have Dr. Dre as my doctor than the one who wrote this.

I had a very nice friend who once threw a birthday party themed as "Cowboys and Indians." Everyone showed up as a cowboy. Because, even if your friend throws a racist party, why would you show up dressed like that?

2 Trainz you say?

The how fast can I drive and not get a ticket game

Of course BMW asshats are greater asshats than Mercedes asshats

Yeah because this country is so understanding & tolerant when children if color run afoul of the law. Please if these were black or Hispanic children Fox News would be doing a 10 part series on how Obama's presidency caused this. You want to make generalized statements based on color? Good, these pampered Caucasian…

/edit - what's that wale penis taken? How about this Ming vas.. I mean Bugatti L'Or Blanc

Settle down,dude,your Chrysler Sebring is safe.

What is with the horrible panel gap right here? I've seen it on every 918 out there so far. Am I the only one that sees this as a problem?

I thinks she's cute.

"...all heard the clap, it was him."