Basically, the car was getting hot because I was driving like a jackass, not because of some sort of Italian supercar shortcoming. When you don't drive the car like a 12-year old, it's totally reliable. Thing is, this car wants you to drive it like a 12-year old, and that's probably why you see pictures of Lambos…

Looks like a Holden Rodeo:

Why not buy the licences with some of that 1 billion that they made in three days.

For what I know rapid luxury coupé is another way of saying gran turismo...

BMW chose not to make these and instead focus on the yuppiemobile X5 and X6 M:

No.

And he rolled his car into some innocent bovine spectators.

In four years it will be relocated. Possibly to Canada or something.

One of the reasons why people might prefer the BMWs and Audis, is because most of them are slightly more affordable. Cheapest 3 series = $33 000, cheapest c class = $36 000. You're getting an arguably better car for less money.

You have an Avantime? How's the reliability on one of those?

This car is, and will always be a beast.

Probably for drag racing.

There's just something about the 360 challenge:

External combustion engine?

She's scared of hitting some cones? Really?

Your last paragraph pretty much answers the question correctly.

Apparently this guy might be involved in the murder of Uwe Gemballa, but he strongly denies it.

One of the toughest tasks (even for other germans) is to make a car as good as the 3-series. I reckon Cadillac did a superb job with this:

Likewise American trucks don't sell at all in the rest of the world.

I've sped past a few of these. They tend to blend in quite well because I wouldn't be sure if it is the police or a soccer mom.