Mine was a quasi-hookup, but bear with me. These dudes who lived together in a house while attending college were close-knit so they had a “post-Christmas” in February, in one of the dudes’ ranch in the countryside. I was invited by my BFF, one of the dudes’ girlfriends, and I was newly single, so I went. There was…

One thing I do for lack of a better word find “interesting”: it seems like a lot of players in the porn the industry are taking Stoya’s allegations very seriously and disassociating themselves with Deen as quickly as possible. It’s too bad that, say, the NFL or NCAA won’t take a page from this playbook.

BURT Reynolds on the other hand...

My face seeing Bieber’s Instagram:

Agreed. They should be held culpable for inciting hatred which has led to this violent act. Any reasonable person would have known the doctored tapes would result in this response. It is well known that the “pro life” (hah!) crowd has acted out violently against PP in the past. They knew what they were doing.

I love her so much for this.

Sun, Moon, AND Stars.

I consider myself a decent, moral, highly educated person but damn if I don’t laugh at Poot Lovato every single time.

I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for wearing flats.

Is is just me or is her shoe in this picture way too big for her?

Bless you, you tiny tiny man. Own your smallness. When you and the Hemsworths get stuck underground while spelunking, you’ll be the only one able to fit through the keyhole to the outside world, so revel in that.

The douchepocalypse™.

If only Sean Penn was there too, we’d get the Holy Trinity of Douchery

and you just know he has the sourest breath. like stale diet coke poured on a used ashtray.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I used to work in a very remote town, while living in my hometown 30 miles away. I was 20 and my Dad had just secured me my very first car to make the commute, it was a mid 1990’s Thunderbird with oxidizing paint, leaked every fluid I put into it, and had shitty gas mileage. Needless to say I was in love.

AND my second one. This was the most terrifying night of my life:

I have been there! Only for about ten minutes, because I felt super uncomfortable. I wasn’t afraid, but I was pretty sure that someone was watching me with disapproval. All of a sudden I got a very clear thought in my head that I should not “call” on people when “inappropriately shod.” (It had rained that day and I…