Yeah, between his role in this mess and his role in Gone Girl, he seems like he may be a pretty decent guy afterall.

Yeah he's a good mediator.

Do I get to bang on top of the downstairs lounge piano? Cuz I'm not into it unless I get to bang on top of the downstairs lounge piano.

Its Raffey.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

She had her back done.

As a gluten-free vegetarian, and who honestly has real issues with eating wheat, I am dedicated this gif to the carcass-lady. Because she makes the rest of us look like idiots, and worse, people take celiac less seriously.

They lead the executive branch of my heart.

No I think the Today Show is an actual cup of coffee.

Just signed off on the lease, now I have a $450 a month apartment for next semester! Includes all heating, plumbing, utilities and internet! It's next to a bus stop and 1/4 mile from my school! I have an internship, and I applied for a job!

It's his masturpiece. His...Boner Lisa.

#NotAllGoatees

That's the only explaination I can think of for why he's dressed as Urkel.

Seriously! But we've seen this type of thing before.

Chris Brown and Drake should date

I'm glad Snooki finally nabbed her Juicehead Gorilla and I'm glad that Vinny was not in attendance. He ended up being such a fucking dickhead - particularly to Shnickas - and she handled it so well.

How about just like 10 seconds of introspection or some common decency.

Dear Ms. Lauten: I get you're in an awful political party, but you're a part of Congress, try showing a little class.

I hadn't heard that. I know she lives in RI because I'm a Rhode Islander. Every day is a slow news day in a state this small, so I'm forever seeing stories about people (Adultosaur) trespassing on Tay's property.

ALERT ALERT VICKY PIERCING GUNS ARE NOT GOOD 4 U BRING HIM TO A PROFESH AND NOT A 16 YEAR OLD WITH A GUN