oh you should familiarize yourself with John Legend.  He is an amazingly talented artist (and was a pretty good Christ last year for NBC)

Also her cookbooks are pretty incredible. 

Me too.  Except its not from babysitting my little brother.  Its from watching it in real time when I was a child (Sesame Street debuted when I was 1 year old). 

Hypervigilance, anxiety, extreme adrenaline jolts and the crashes afterward, a state of constant confusion, anger and fear. The conditioning a child grows up with living with an addicted parent(s) never goes away.

This is unrelated to your comment but I know those puppets and exactly what sound they make from babysitting my little brother a million years ago. They are the yip yip yip baha aliens lol.

“Politicians are fighting about California wildfires on Twitter” is dangerously close to bothsidesism, and not how I would describe what’s going on. What’s going on is that the President of the United States is threatening to do harm to the biggest, most prosperous state in the union because it resists him politically.

“The catering company acknowledges it did not provide adequate food for ONE attendee and a social media post went viral.”

If you still support Kanye West you deserve to be swindled out of your money while the rest of us laugh at your misfortune.

I’m so happy we have SNS this week because I wanted to thank all the SNS contributors who helped encourage me to get married in a hurry. I guess it was four weeks ago that I posted saying that my boyfriend of 10 years and I were thinking of finally getting married while my father, who is declining rapidly from late…

I *may* have eaten an entire bag of peanut butter cups by myself, who’s to say what happened them?!

I say, make whatever bread, and however much of it, you want! Life’s too short. If people think you’re extra for having fun making all the things, that’s a them problem, not a you problem. :)

This is fucking awesome.

The scary bit of that story was wearing something from a thrift store without washing it first *shudder*

Thank god I’m not the only one who thought that story sounded super humblebraggy on top of obviously fake. “lol I’m so quirky and I drive across the country specifically to visit different small-town thrift shops. Also I’m very pretty and so petite that normal people clothes don’t fit me teehee isn’t that cute?”

The thrift store one was written straight out of 1980's Halloween episode of Growing Pains.  I would’ve eaten that shit up as a child.

Truly the MPDG of stories.

Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

Does anyone want to start building a canon of the all-time greats we’ve had on here, over the years?

I feel like the crawling civil war ghost would go on there for me, from this year. Just a deeply upsetting mental image.

Gabrielle Union looks THE SAME. Woman has to be a vampire.

I low-key love Leap Year