I need it to be faster though.

You know that baby shower is going to be SO uncomfortable! The thing on every attendee’s mind will NOT be the baby; it’ll be the cheating.

Rosie is pissing me off. She’s still the parent but she wants to fight like equals. Tweeting about Chelsea’s mental illness and being hit by her BF is fucking gross. The more she publicly humiliates her, the more isolated the girl is going to be. Rosie is the looniest one of all. She’s talking about “didn’t u love me…

She also has no idea what words like ‘otherwise’ mean

Ugh, Ellen, NO. When someone tells you they are afraid of something, it is cruel to subject them to it because YOU think it would be funny.

Someone resurrected this gem:
 

To the gentleman in the pink shirt, you are not alone. Many of us have been wearing that same expression for 10 months now.

So first the President of the United States calls the leader of nuclear armed North Korea on twitter a name so childish that it would get you laughed at and called a dork at any middle school playground if you used it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Trump’s threat at the UN that “The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea” is really unprecedented. This is no off-the-cuff response to a question, or cranky early morning tweet, but a centerpiece of a…

They take classes or get internships mostly. Almost every college runs summer programs for high schoolers. The kids I know, they were at camps (wilderness camps/theater camps/sports camps) for a few weeks, at least one 3 week or 6 week class and then filled in any free time with “jobs’ at parent or family friend’s…

My 18 year old cousin uses her mom’s credit card (that her mom gave her) to take Ubers and pay for lunch or brunch with her friends at restaurants so they can practice for their post-college future in the city using their parent’s credit cards for brunch

As a teen myself, I didn’t work, but I did clean house, do laundry, take care of various animals, and cooked supper every day while my mom and siblings worked summer jobs. I could cook to feed a family of 6 at the age of 13.

A very casual acquaintance knows her (went to college together) and she’s only said a little bit about Ms. McLauglin...but this has devastated her entire life and family. I hope she wins.

I’m incandescent with rage. I hate him, my kids hate him, my cats probably hate him. I hate the people who voted him more than I hate him. He’s always been a bag of rancid piss. How you could vote for him thinking he’d be good makes me want to scream.

I can’t believe this is our President.

Me, too. I saw this posted in the comments on another article somewhere else:

Right. Finally a classy first lady too, what with her fake degree, visa violations, and grift. Not like that bare armed hussy lawyer, who just had to go and be Black!

He is the most petty, trifling, little bitch.

She is the only candidate out of that national clusterfuck who is being asked to take a seat (because, lady). Her staunch refusal to take said seat makes me like her even more. No Fucks Hillary and No Fucks Obama should make a buddy-cop show.