I’ll bet the egg couldn’t believe it, either. It must have been pretty shocked to see that geriatric sperm coming around the corner with a walker and a look of confused determination.

You think that judge in Amarillo would see this and think it’s abuse? FUCK NO. He’d see this, and say “he says you didn’t do your wifely duties. Therefore, you can’t divorce him, and he’s right.”

Gotta admit, though, that Russia probably didn’t arrest her because she had some weed vapes. The whole thing looked like a hostage taking. With that as context, ol’ Kim there could have at least said something sympathetic. At least she was on brand with Baylor, a school whose men’s team was implicated in covering up a…

She’s doing it now, with her face. 

I learned back in the '90s to keep my eyebrows away from trendy salons. The cheaper places staffed entirely by Vietnamese women with limited English proficiency are where you want to go if you want your eyebrow waxer to do what you ask. And you can tip 100% and still walk outta there richer.

Sorry, why is this a story? Clearly this woman needs mental health assistance, not elevated social media visibility. Please don’t encourage shit like this.

How does this story get written without providing a photo of the suspect? I can’t be the only one who immediately wondered “would *I* have bought that this 29-year-old was actually 15?”

So, hey, did you hear that Kimberly Guffofoili (whatever, who?) couldn’t afford a new dress for That Other Daughter of Trump’s wedding so she had to fashion a dress from her old Elvira Halloween costume?

Absolutely - which I think is the shittiest thing of all of the shitty things she said to her. What an absolute horror of a person she is. 

I think the being rich and famous may have been more instrumental.

Don’t forget that Caitlyn also intentionally misgendered Dylan, using masculine pronouns to describe her. All around vile. 

Remember that time that Caitlyn Jenner killed someone and it was just swept under the rug because of her transition?

She’s probably just upset that Mulvaney didn’t have to come out in part to distract from having killed someone via dangerous driving.

Is this what the Comptroller is for? I don’t know what Comptrollers do.

“Talk to your local Ombudsman about whether an abortion is right for you.”

That’s the right wing videos today. They tell you the entire debate was a disaster for Fetterman, but all they can show is him saying good night, and the bit where he “changed positions” on fracking.

Looks like Lars Williams, Director, Solid Waste Management, City and County of Denver, and I are gonna talk about abortion.

But Fetterman said “good night everyone” instead of “good evening everyone”! That’s WAY more important!

I think it is funny that Candace Owens is trying to free Black America, yet is always talking and pandering to white folks

So many kids with so many different moms and all united by that weak ass chin gene.