I didn't remember all of those details. 10 years of #presidentpussyassbitch has apparently made my memory fuzzy. 

I enjoyed the uber classy drunken fist fight, wherein Todd lost to his elder spawn.

#pussyassbitch. That is all.

Gross. I hope Rose McGowan is able to sue that bitch's ass off. "Oh sorry I was morally reprehensible but I learned so much." FOH with that.

Was there ever any doubt. God, every day this fuckstick gets more stupid and unhinged. My 4 year old niece would be embarrassed by that attempt.

What the actual screaming fuck? I am so, so tired.

Counterpoint: Halloween is a very good holiday! Fight me!

The sensible part of me wants to shout “my god, Bret, just. shut. up. YOU’RE NOT HELPING YOURSELF!!”

This is a scorching take. I love watching this giant crybaby snowflake own himself over and over again. I just doesn’t get old.

Can’t. Look. Away. It’s the single greatest thing that’s happened lately.

This entire episode just delights the living hell out of me. That is all.

Orange Foolius is so confused. She’s way too old to fuck, but the racism is so irresistibly sexy to him.

I know that this isn’t the most important question about this fucking assclown, but does he have a MULLET?? I guess I’ve spent years trying not to look directly at him.

Goddamn.. the way that kid resisted arrest by bouncing his face off of the nice officer’s fist... I’m only surprised that no one seemed to point a gun at him. 

He is SO fucking tweeked in that video

What the everloving fuck? I need to go back to bed. 

I don’t even know whether to be heartbroken or infuriated. Why not both, indeed...

I did see a witness interview who said that there were people being shot all around him and he was crawling to get away and then there was a cop standing over him shooting at the guy, and that the cop saved a bunch of lives. 

I’m going to hell now, because that made me snort. On a related note, if you’re going to get a portrait tattoo for the love of god spare no expense and get some top notch shit. I haven’t even touched on the portrait tat of my daughters on his back.. they look.. unwell. And like they have serious cranio facial defects…

He’s my ex husband for SO. MANY. REASONS.