Not sure if this qualifies as ‘in an ex’s house’, but it was on his body, so I’m going to go with it. Towards the end of our marriage my ex husband got a tattoo on his right pec of his dead grandmother. In the tat, his grandmother looked like she had a stroke. She did not. That lopsided tat didn’t do a THING for me,…

Is it just me or are Pratt and Mrs. Pratt just unbearably thirsty?

Came here for this. What in the actual fuck? HOW is her stylist allowed to troll her so fucking hard? I mean.. they’re doing the Lord’s work, but you’d think there would be obstacles

Ok.. I’m old but I have SO. Many. Questions. Such as, but why, though? And exactly who is he addressing? Because I’d be like “you would have had a chance if you’d just handed me the $750k and asked nicely, but now it’s a no, fool”

Wait.. isn’t this the same mango troglodyte who’s a big fan of the body slamming?

That pic looks like a photo of two cats who are eyeing each other up for a fight to the death that you KNOW came 1.3 seconds after the shutter clicked.

What in the FUCK would posess someone to buy this thing? People never cease to amaze/horrify me.

Came here to say this. I was moderately annoyed by her tone.. like her experience is somehow more valid. You do you, Keira.. and give other people the same courtesy.

I’m not saying that I’m seeking a dry hump from a dolphin, I’m just not saying that I’m not. 

You dry hump ONE kayak and suddenly you’re a bad guy ):

I’m so disappointed that she didn’t tell us her take away from this. I’m dying to know what life lesson she’s learned. 

Fucking yay! Later, prick. See you at your indictment.

Not even if she’s cool and brings buffalo chicken dip and jello cake? Asking for a friend..

For reasons I refuse to divulge here I wish we could stop using “Karen” as a pejorative. I have it on pretty good authority that at least one Karen is a certified leftie take a knee kind of girl. ;) (and also hates fucking raisins and is suspicious of people who put them in even cookies.. potato salad.. they’re just…

psst.. that’s New Zealand you’re thinking of (;

Karen here. Would just like to say that I’m appalled by each and every one of these stories of insane white people thinking calling the police on people living their lives. #notallkarens

What the everloving fuck? And beyond the MOST obvious issues with this statement, who in their right mind is worried about their next hypothetical partner 5 minutes after a marriage breakup that involves 10 years and 5 kids? I can’t. With any of these idiots.

I feel like Morones went on this show with the sole purpose of making those cracks, and I love him for it.

How many showers do you suppose it takes until this Bliss person no longer feels dirty? There are not enough Silkwood Specials in the world to wash those questions/implications away.

How many showers do you suppose this Bliss person has to take before she no longer feels dirty? There are not enough Silkwood Specials in the WORLD to wash those questions/implications away.