“I’m in the middle of their rain forest walking on ground that no human being’s ever walked on before with tribal people.” This could easily read as meaning “tribal” people (whatever that means) are not human beings. I could give him the benefit of the doubt, but why? He should think about how he sounds. Everything…

I have something I always do when this happens, and it’s easier to do anywhere. If I get a rip down the bag, I pull on the bag until the rip turns back around in a U. I basically tear a little u-shaped tag out of the bag, which won’t rip further.

If you like Trix yogurt may I also recommend the Starburst yogurt that Yoplait makes. It’s brightly colored and very sweet, so probably not that great for you, but I think it’s wonderful. And I wasn’t even raised on Trix yogurt or gogurt, etc. I was in college when all that stuff started, so I have no excuse.

You guys, I understand that for some reason “parent’s house” has taken hold over people. I see it used by friends on social media all the time. But this is a proper blog! So please, in the name of all that’s holy, it’s “parents’ house.” Unless you really are talking about one parent only.

this post is lovely on a lot of levels, but i had to comment specifically to mention that i once knew a man who made dental-quality vampire teeth mostly using a dremel. i think he made some custom attachments, but still - a dremel can do a lot of things.