I love Jez, I’ve been coming here for years, but sometimes I feel like we pick a new maiden sacrifice every 6 months or so, as foretold in South Park.

I hope that he is now your ex husband?

I mean this is how long she was with Jake right. And then we got Red. Bitch I’m ready.

Taylor has to drop an album before 9/30 if she wants to be eligible for the 59th Annual Grammy Awards. How convenient for her that she has a break up (although she can easily use the Calvin Harris break up) just as her Grammy eligibility deadline approaches.

Okay, I know this is like crazy embarrassing for both of them, but I'm still rill excited for the TSwift album that's going to come out of this and I want it to come out soon!!!

my conspiracy theory is that idris elba and t.swift are working together to bring down hiddleston to clear the way for elba bond.

And I *JUST* got engaged Sunday evening. FUCK! I knew I should’ve held out a little longer...

The one I tried involved sort of a spinning maneuver that I would have had to be a gymnast to actually pull off (and it might still not have worked unless the guy was basically a pommel horse). I realized it was dumb about a quarter of the way through but stayed committed until it was REALLY, REALLY awkward and…

No, it isn’t ok to go around trashing shit and not expect ramifications for it. I totally agree. People seem to be missing my point...I’m not saying “These guys didn’t even really do anything wrong!”. They clearly did at least some shit wrong. My point is that I can’t believe Brazil is making such a big deal out of…

Is there anything more American than getting drunk, making a fool of one’s self, then telling a dramatic lie to put all the responsibility on someone else? USA! USA!

Nope. Ugly Americans need to follow the law when traveling, no matter how corrupt the country they visit. The arrogance and possible making false statements? Leave your damned privilege at home, Olympians. Being named Johnny instead Jamal might be a get-out-of-jail free card in the US, but it don’t work that way…

I personally kind of think at this point a lot of what we can allege doesn’t look fondly on these athletes. It kind of sounds to me like they were up to something they shouldn’t have been and are using Rio’s widely-publicized rep. to lie and get the heat off themselves. Which...gross.

Or even sober! I was talking to my buddy Vladimir Putin the other day – we’re very good friends, he and I – and I said, “Don’t even think about going into the Ukraine. Just don’t think about it.” And then the media was asking me about the invasion of Crimea, which is very unfair, by the way, why don’t they ask Crooked…

There is nothing about this lady that is comical.

I love that people are able to look at theUS and then make posts like this with a straight face. People clutching their pearls over this were never going to go to Rio in the first place.

My money is STILL on them being robbed of coke. Which is why they aren’t saying anything was stolen.

Damn I would not want to be working for the State Department in Brazil this week.

I don’t think anyone really wants her deported, though, it’s just that such a glaring example of hypocrisy can’t really go unremarked upon, ya know?

I feel like I’ve read that she got her green card before they married, though. She says she got hers in 2001 and they didn’t get married until 2005. And with the assistance of some extremely able counsel, who knows, she could have qualified for an extraordinary ability green card; the scrutiny of those was much lower…

If this is true, her citizenship can be revoked and she can be deported.