“She told me I could let the hookers pee on me but not kill them with my tiny hands. Heckava brain to pair with those titties.”

I can vouch for a LOT of Rabbis standing up against this administration. These are no Jewish values.

His wife needs to belt him to his highchair, and take away the phone. No more tweeting for you.

ohh yeah but Obama has always been so respectful and went to church so many times and people still called him a “secret Muslim.” Black people just can’t fuckin win no matter what they do. Fuck Trump and fuck all of the Trumpers.

That refers to Jews, so fuck ‘em.

“At this rate, we won’t have a single ally left by the end of February.”

Hey now. He also took some phone time to threaten Mexico with war.

Did you hear the one about Anthony Weiner fighting with his new girlfriend? When she found out that the feds might charge him with possession of child porn, she screamed at him that he was a pedophile. Anthony turned to her and said “Pedophile, huh? That’s an awfully big word for a ten year old.”

She had Bill Clinton officiate her wedding. The universe was going to check her for that farce.

Hi Former Congressman Weiner!

This dude may be directly responsible for electing Tangerine Hitler, so yeah.

this dude sucks so much *weiner

Not really a coup like you’re thinking. More of a power grab and kneecapping of the other two branches of government. They were testing to see who federal law enforcement would listen to when the other branches gave orders that conflicted with the executive branch. The court said halt the order. Congressmen even got…

I live in Oregon, and I support a secession of the western states (OR, WA, CA) to form Pacifica.
If that doesn’t work, I’d like Canada to adopt us as Canada’s ballsack (look at the geography).

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

ISIS is not a threat to the United States.

You’re only complicit if you didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton.

Keep telling yourself she was the wrong candidate for the job while the flesh is melting off your face.

Okay, keep beating that dead horse.

I fear in Trump’s America, this predatory action is going to get even more prevelant.