Chicago Jezzies, there’s an emergency protest re: the immigration executive order tomorrow night (Thurs) in front of the Homeland Security building downtown on Clark St. at 5pm. Answer Chicago is coordinating. See you there, hopefully!

This man is a literal lunatic.

I have one particularly homophobic coworker who’s really been overdoing it with pro-Trump posters on his office door.

... so I know what’s getting laminated and put on mine first thing.

I hope Malia has the time of her life during these years. Hell, somebody’s going to have to have some fun. And, honestly, I can’t wait until the girls are ready to tell us their stories, should they ever choose. I want them to live so care-free in the next few years that they make a particular kind of American…

It’s like becoming a member of the trump administration!

On the contrary, lots of rich people came from “nothing” and they love to tell you how they built their business without any handouts. Why, there’s a man who entered the business world with nothing but a (debt free) private education, a million dollar loan, and contacts from his father, now he’s the orangest president…

Shut up! The first rule of Magnises is you don’t talk about Magnises!

“Jeeves! Fetch my tophat! I shall go out on the town tonight. Be sure the laptop keyboard is warmed upon my return.”

3. White supremacy

1. Stupid people didn’t vote. 2. Stupid people voted.

How did we get here? By half the eligible voters not voting, that’s how.

There’s got to be a pithy slogan here.

Would love to see the cops arrest the planned parenthood protesters that stand outside all day harassing citizens....o WAIT!

“Upholding the Constitution” = “maintaining white supremacy”

Marches and protests aren’t actually a lever of power in the way you’re trying to compare it, and you know it. Go tell it to the Tea Party and 2A protestors that gathered at state capitals the last 8 years.

I love how so many white dudes are like “If you don’t want to/can’t pay for an abortion, don’t have sex!” at the same time as “if you protest because we murdered a citizen, we’ll make you pay for it!”

Amazing how the very same people who screamed the loudest about upholding the constitution under Obama are the same ones eagerest to take a dump on it under Trump.

I understand most. It takes a certain kind of person look past all of Trump’s bigotry, misogyny, conflicts of interest, narcissism, lies, etc. My previous analogy is that it’s like being best friends with a nazi. Sure you might not be one, but the fact that a nazi is your best friend speaks volumes about you. I’d…

It’d be nice if we could all come together against fascism. But I doubt that happens.

Considering how many times cop unions have tried to protect officers who’ve shot unarmed young black men, I think dismantling police unions is a good thing.