Everybody knows that transgender isn’t directly transmissible, you have to be really, REALLY gay to turn transgender.

...and fuck cows till the wife comes home.

...and fuck cows till the wife comes home.

Let’s pound a bottle of jack and fuck til the cows come home

Let’s pound a bottle of jack and fuck til the cows come home

Well, since we know he can’t read....

As a human being I whole heartely agree with you.

As with everything related to Trump, it’s projection. “Snowflake” accusations are no different.

As long as you’re using an ‘alternative definition’ of “no one” to mean ‘lots and lots of people’ then yes you are correct.

Well, I know one guy’s taxes that aren’t paying for it.

Remember that one of the main ingredients in ‘Make America Great Again!’ is Cognitive Dissonance, which of course leads to an Irony Deficiency....

Oh my god, two of you posted this photo and it was traumatizing enough the first time. Both of you are awful. I’m gonna bleach my eyeballs now. Expect a bill, as this is all your fault.

I hope it’s not a Leonard part II. That video didn’t give me a lot of confidence that she’s learned that she deserves better.

Most super successful comedians don’t go to colleges, but it’s not because of PC culture (which essentially boils down to caring about others’ feelings), it’s because they’re mostly kids who don’t relate as well to the comedians in their 30s and higher.

lmao you obviously havent been on a college campus/followed comedy for a while if you think comedians dont go to campus events

It’s not even so much that. If you don’t want the people you work with to suffer the consequences for your action then you should probably not do dumb shit in the first place.

Duh!

Dudes who are not medical professionals tell everyone the dangers of medicine.

I know I am going to sound ancient (which I am), but I think ScarJo simply hasn’t found a right man yet. It may take a relationship or three, but there are incredible people out there. Today marks the 21st anniversary of me getting married to one of these folks.

I think it suggests that everybody is different and has different experiences with marriage and with everything else.

Fierstein, but obviously not the best Fierstein...