Here you go, Donald.

And strike for women who can’t strike. I bet you have a friend who is afraid they could lose their job and therefore can’t strike. Somehow make it about them if you can.

Let’s also not forgot that there are a ton of important mid-term election races coming up in 2018, including many governor positions. Dems need to pick someone, get behind the pick, and come the fuck out to vote in 2018.

Of course. It’s the most legal. It’s tremendously legal.

This is not normal.

If you tell GWB he can paint a picture on the protest signs, he’ll be there in a new york minute.

I hope this doesn’t sound crazy, but I kind of want to hang out with your family.

This was the only response I actually wanted.

We had a similar ruse going with my grandmother before she passed away. She asked over and over for the last ten years or so why she never got any utility bills. We always said they’ll send them when they need the money. She died thinking she pulled one over on the utility companies all the while we were paying her…

Why do we have to wash bath towels if we only use them when we’re clean????

She’s announcing their names. I can’t imagine it is a coincidence she has on Blue panties. So the twins will be Lime Green and Cranberry.

Mine said: BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS!! I HOPE IT IS TWIN GIRLS AND THEY COME OUT OF HER IN FORMATION!!

I don’t disagree with that. And I’d hate to see her (or anyone, me included) go the junior seau route. However, for me that is life changing money. I’d take my chances.

Yea but who was the unlucky soul on bottom getting their back and ass pressed against the hard uneven surface...oh wait, now I’m getting all hot and bothered.

Exactly!! You should have been getting paid!

I’m definitely not above a good ass kicking for a certain amount of money. It wouldn’t even need to be in the millions.

The recorder is a brilliant accompaniment.

She made $3 million for 48 seconds. Honestly, I’d let most people beat me up for less than a minute for that much money...but I also have very hefty student loans.

No problem.

You can also look at congress.gov. They have a list of house and senate activities taking place each day. Then tomorrow, they will list all votes that took place, and this is where we find the names of all the democrats that voted for any of Trump’s cabinet picks so we can hold them accountable.