Your knowledge of Taylor Swift albums both scares and delights me.

I think that might be wishful thinking, but I like the positive spin.

Did they make her taller too?

Thanks for coming to an article about her to tell us this.

Holy shit. Kim and Kanye’s son already has his own label. DDDDAAAMMMMNNNN.

Exactly. And if Sanders wins the Presidency, there is a good chance that the Dems would get the Senate, too. Once again, no one on the GOP is thinking ahead, because they’re too busy reacting.

I’m also enjoying the complete ignorance of the GOP assuming that they will actually win the presidency and therefore be able to get their nominee on the bench.

Depending on what state you’re in, you could grow weed.

If only Cher could go around smacking all the GOP voters.

See: New Jersey.

Unfortunately, I can’t. My bootstraps are covered in menstrual blood.

I actually really like the idea that we all just start sending boxes of tampons to the men who made the decision....if they weren’t so expensive.

Just don’t leave any marks! - Dick Vitale

I’d also just like to point out that Debbie Allen is 66. Holy Shit! I don’t look that fantastic and I’m half her age.

I think I love Michelle as much as she loves dancing.

Do not feel badly any longer. He is 28. I can’t believe he is, but apparently Disney lets some kids age, and he has aged very well!

Let’s be honest, Johnny’s biggest problem is that he wasn’t playing well. If Johnny was playing well, the NFL would be all over this and doing whatever was necessary to help him stay out of the news. Sadly, for Johnny, no one cares about a 3rd string quarterback with a drinking problem.

I think she means to return it, as in exchange if for another one.

Part of the problem is that with how policing is now, only the sociopaths want the job.

This is me reading these articles about Cosby.