And this matters, in regard to my comment, why?

(Also insert something about periods and crying)

...serving something something something Enron, working as an adviser to Kofi Annan and the King of Bahrain, leading up an Global Summit to End Sexual Violence in Conflict, investigating war crimes in Gaza and, oh yeah, as a little hobby (sidebar jam!), helping Greece get their freaking ancient marbles back after they…

Ditto. I'm constantly asking people about their goals and aspirations in the hopes I hear one I like and then it can be mine too.

This reminds me a Q&A journal my sister and her wife bought me last year for Christmas.

YES! Thank you! Kristen is psycho and I'm legitimately worried for Arianna's life. This is much more interesting than did Jax have sex with someone else.

To be fair, this episode had a whole lot of crazy in it. Kristen is about one tequilla shot away from killing Arianna so really anything we saw after that would seem reasonable.

It is the start of the fourth, and it is creepy how on point your predictions are.

Wow. Well I bet there are lots of things that you like that I don't, so we're all weird in our own way. Just means more watermelons for me and more poutine (I guessed) for you.

Don't worry, Teresa. One week down and only 63 more to go.

Is this an allergy or something that makes all melons unappetizing to you? Because for the life of me, I can not understand why anyone would give a watermelon a "double yuck".

Does anyone on here have Sling TV? I had never heard of it before taking the survey. It appears that it might be the answer to my cable needs (essentially I just want to be able to watch college and professional football), but when I went to the website, it seemed pretty cryptic.

From her article in September: "This series, which Amazon began streaming on Friday, is about a transgender woman. "

And Samantha Bee!! Now, I'm scared it might be too much of a good thing.

Uh, that's Queen Bey to you, Mr. Huckabee.

Attending is one thing. Sure, you might not believe the allegations (because you're a moron), but to laugh at the joke is just disgusting.

My favorite, which I recently received, was:

I don't even understand their screen name.

True. I wasn't thinking about how long this has been going on. It seems like only yesterday we were dealing with ebola, but a few months makes sense of not having business makes sense.

That's true. I wasn't thinking about how long it has been since this occured. Good point!