Jeez, it costs $8 for free speech, and $7.99 for love. I hope nobody starts charging me for my existential dread, I honestly don’t know what I’d be without it.

Maybe it’s my social circle, but all the gay men I’ve ever known were (and are) absolutely and unabashedly masculine. They may not have done lumberjacky stuff like cut down forests or build log cabins with just a pocketknife and a pair of pliers, but they’re all most definitely men. Some stuff transcends sexual…

Just here for the Cannes ’dos.

Number of times the N-Word appears in the Kill Bill movies: 0
Number of times the F-bomb is used across both films: 42

I remain convinced she’s got a cushy, do-nothing private equity gig lined up, and is just running the clock out on her term.

I can’t imagine why she didn’t want to have his baby.

“Pro-life” ends the moment the baby is born.

Nothing says pro-life like actual murder.

“pro-life”

It blows my mind that the monarchy is still a thing with broad support from people who also claim to value democracy…but if you’re gonna monarch, just monarch. Lean into it.

I must say everyone looks absolutely thrilled to be there.  Charlotte is the only one with the appropriate “can you believe this is my family” smirk.  Wise beyond her years...

Katherine, Duchess of Kent (Prince Edward’s wife) is a descendant of Cromwell. I think she should stage a coup and reign as Lady Protector.

Where's Ollie Cromwell when you need him, am I right lads? 

Jesus. I am embarrassed for everyone involved in this cosplay for monarchists. Seriously. WTF. Wearing a crown and carrying an orb?!?!! Just take back all the royal booty into the general treasury, give back all the shit they stole from... well, everyone, and run the country as if it were governed by adults, not by…

Watching some of the coverage this AM, it struck me that no one actually seemed pleased to be there...except Camilla. Big, shit eatin’ “I’m gonna be the Queen, you peasants!” grin on her face. Even King Chuck looked like he was thinking “Just put the damn crown on my head and get on with it already.”

AH so perv stache cop is just a straight up POS. Good to know. Fuck tha police, indeed, Jeff.

Did no one else notice that Lottie’s lake looks EXACTLY like the lake in the wilderness?  That’s what the women were reacting to, not to seeing Lottie.

I’d argue neither is a villain, they are just both complex characters that have flaws.

All artists are self-absorbed.

I think Ben’s inability to help doesn’t really have anything to do with a supposed vagina allergy or anything as reductive as “ewww, labour!” Coach is in the middle of a major depressive episode and is actively having hallucinations of an alternate life. Starting to think Ben’s going to opt out of life by his own hand…