I think that this Cinderella isn't really a "pretty and fragile victim", though. Sure, she's pretty, and she's definitely ill-used by her stepmother and stepsisters, but she is instead portrayed as someone who has her own inner strength from her sense of self and the love her parents gave her—someone who is determined…

Even though the picture was taken last century, I'm still like...

I totally understand this. I feel like I don't fit in the class I'm in now, but I no longer fit in the class I used to be in either. It's a weird impostor status that I have found hard to shake.

And to think, if you guys had only elected Mitt Romney then right now I could be finding out which was the best Mumford.

My friend wanted to get me one and it was like, 30 bucks. I was, like, "word? seriously?"

Dear Ms./Mrs/Mr/Whatever Prefix Suits Your Fancy/ Merlan,

When I was a child and I would tearfully yell "YOU DON'T LOVE MEEEE!" at my mother, she often replied, "I love you very, very much and I don't like you AT ALL right now."

Semi-related: Kelly Ripa keeps her marriage easy because she sends her husband Mark Consuelos "butt selfies" and has sex with him as much as possible.

JayZ and Beyonce went to Taylor Swift's birthday party, but skipped Kim and Kanye's wedding and Rihanna's Diamond Ball? Oh the shade...

OK. Blossom.

ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ADULTOSAUR GOING TO WORK

"perfect business tiara? sounds like an article i need to read!" things i said to my coworkers.

... don't you mean a "A Nation of Bros has its life choices re-affirmed?"

sooo if i'm really drunk then i can use the pull out method 33% more effectively. thanks for the info!

Fuck, the 90's were bad ass.

It highlights something poignant: being a member of a minority has costs, like it literally costs more in money to live somewhere tolerant. Because tolerance is desirable, like leafy trees and good schools. It costs more to deal with the anxiety you face coming from a mixed race family- more in time spent with…

Haven't you won enough internets already?

Zoe's husband and Jared Leto should have a Jesus-off, which is like a walk off but with wine.

Imma hold out for the pornhub version.

I used to irrationally hate on Anne, then one day I decided to stop. I can now say with pride that I no longer hate Anne Hathaway and will continue to support her clothing choices and haircut however heinous they are.