This post was a goddamn delight. Thanks, Tracie.

Micro-transactions = The Worst.

As the wife of a man who works in mobile gaming, this is all really educational.

The movie was . . . okay, but it was great to see Theron absolutely ham it up. Both she and Eva Green can absolutely kill it as Large Hams.

I'll say this as someone who double majored in college and has two masters degrees, this requirement that people have to have a a degree to get a job or to move up is complete bullshit. If you have managed to somehow land yourself a job and have proven that you can do the work to the point that the company wants to…

Jezebel Basic

This seems like a good idea but they better not come crying to us when their kids grow up and don't have British accents!

I choose to delude myself similarly. It helps me "sleep" at night.

A couple years ago, she tended to be frumpy and modest. I don't know if she got a new stylist or what, but she's been looking great lately. Though, in this case, I'm not sure how covered shoulders make a sheer waist and boob triangles modest, though I have no doubt flesh tone fabric is under the sheer panels. I'm not…

I actually like how she does the modest but stylish look for red carpets. I think she does a good job saying "hey, this is my religious belief, but it doesn't mean I can't look good!" I also want that dress. I don't know if I like the lace cutouts, but I love the color.

Pocketsesss!!!!

Cue all the model scouts leaving Eastern European middle schools and flocking to courts, prisons and the hood.

PICTURE OF HUSBAND PLEASE.

I bet mine's weirder. Body of Chriiist!

I have the weirdest boner right now.

He got Kate Upton, stopped jacking off, lost strength in his arm. What's the question here?

The closest thing I ever had to "the talk" with my dad went like this:

Before her it was Gisele, and don't forget about Tony Romo and the curse of Jessica Simpson! This failure of a man to be tough because his strength is taken by the women around him has been a popular myth since Greeco-Roman times.

I long for this kind of power.