My first time was super quick for the intercourse part. But man it felt good!
There was a ton of build up to it though. Looking back now I know I had an orgasm. I have NEVER had one like that again.
Like my ears were tingling and all kinds of things were happening and I felt almost hazy and fainty. But it was super…

You guys!!

how do they not have a boner when everything BUT the boobs are covered!? I am a woman and I can't stop looking!

They could've just tried to be "fashiony" and make them a very obvious color. That way when people would ask the answer is always "because fashion is art. You wouldn't understand."

It's the way to go.

Let's talk Beyonce.

whatevs. Better than another boring wedding dress that is nothing but pretty.

those are "toddler going through a growth spurt" abs.

I have a few separate thoughts on this:

I almost feel like, with how controlling she is, these "mishaps" are one purpose to show that she, too, cares about cellulite and such.

I don't care. I want them!

6 inches....

swoon!

Like they are going to come out in the poll and say "cause I wanted to see vags all day that's why!"

Put your rage protector on. You're about to be splashed by someone that probably got turned down on a proposal because the stone wasn't big enough.

I was going to read through all of this but then I just skimmed through it and it was so ragey and poisonous that I was like "nah! too boring! I am going to go hang out with funny people in the internet."

But it would definitely deter those other men hitting on me!

omg can you imagine a grandfather clock instead of a diamond ring as an engagement item???!?

Well they just sort of kiss. But that's it.

yes, and everyone spend the rest of the movie pointing out how crazy that reaction was. So it's not like she made the decision and everyone celebrated with her.