It looks like one of those slugs from Stranger Things is about to pop out.

“But, but, but...it’s not the gun’s fault. If a person wants to kill themselves they’ll find a way to do it.”

Also, fuck you people who espouse that logic.

Which is why we don’t want Trump in the power...

It really is a cult. What do you do with such people?

I’m doing that too, actually. I am a mess. I just can’t wrap my mind around the idea that such a large percentage of Americans are so willing to piss away democracy. Fuckers.

There is really not enough wine in this world to get me to next Tuesday and possibly beyond if HRC wins. Comey fucks her over with emails she had nothing to do with and yet no ine is batting an eye that Trump is in bed with Putin.

Because thats what he calls women

He’s a dad. He just happens to be the president, too.

Imagine what all that apathy told the groper about how the world works.

A busload of people and one person acts. (Eventually two.) That’s a scary level of apathy. I know someone is going to say that it was okay for them to not get involved because “you never know” but I’m going to preemptively say fuck that. The aggressor was totally outnumbered and no one had to get physical if they were…

I drink soda, and I get people telling me that I shouldn’t fairly often.

Tale as old as time...

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

Mr. Cruise - do us a favor and up to to 7.

Fair enough, acorn. I shall now compare his so-called appendage to a clump of old raisins that had been spilled behind a couch and fused together as they melted towards squishiness into a tiny ball mashed with lint and pet hair and carpet and other detritus and left to attract ants who will even themselves be repulsed…

I wish we’d had more time to chat so I could further express appreciation (in the thankless position he’s in!) for all his pro-America efforts at such a time as this.

As a pasty white ginger, any time i see someone with such beautiful skin i become envious.

If Michelle Obama isn’t considered a style icon in 30-40 years right now, something is seriously off with the universe.

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”