An Arnold Palmer is 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Lemonade. A John Daly is an Arnold Palmer with vodka. People and drinks must look pretty small from up on your pedestal.

In Mr. Palmer’s honor, one of my dad’s favorite jokes:

Let me guess. You are 20, white, male, straight, consider yourself an ally but don’t have any minority friends, are still in college, recently discovered Chomsky, are a Leo, and frequently have fantasies about how you will respond to interview questions once you are famous.

And do you believe that Trump would be any better for any of the above topics? Or are assuming that someone more progressive than HC might later run? Who knows? That is all supposition.

Former veterinary nurse here. I obviously know about dogs overheating in cars, but I question this. You can’t just smash the window, you also have to get the dog out of there and cooled down. I’ve seen really experienced animal nurses be mauled to hell when trying to help a distressed animal. Breaking the window in a…

Perfect opportunity to end the dumb middle school fight and call him. Life is too short for stupid fights if you really care about the person -- whether it’s now or later, something may happen and that’ll be the end of any chance to reconcile.

God.

Why you like doing all that laundry?

I do the whole face, neck, back, tits n bits.....and my feet cause i get stinky feet and go barefoot a lot. Trust me I’m NOT filthy or stinky cause I don’t bother w my legs. As for towels, I’ll use 4 X before washing. I’m not only in a drought state, but have to schlepp all my laundry a couple miles away to wash it…

Most “moisturizing soaps” don’t actually have any soap in them, though. They’re just lumps of perfumed grease.

You need to reconsider what you’re doing with your life if you know you’re a dickhead and choose to keep being one anyway. You spend far too much time on a site where you *know* everybody hates you, harping on one topic and then claiming to not be racist when it’s quite clear that you spend a truly inordinate amount…

If this is the best foreign terrorists have got, I am not even remotely in terror of them. All the people injured in Chelsea are already out of the hospital. None of the people stabbed in Minnesota died. Nobody was hurt with their unexploded bombs.

I have no idea what vanderpump rules is but I did want to come here and say that Carol Burnett is a national treasure! Nay, an INTERNATIONAL TREASURE. (Take that you stupid Jerry Lewis.)

Ugh. It’s just amazing that a presidential fucking candidate could put out a policy so obviously poorly thought out. Not limiting it to maternity leave, and providing for leave for newly adoptive parents is common fucking sense for anyone who thinks about this for more than a minute. What Trump proposed is basically a…

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

I knew the Internet was a series of tubes filled with cats! I KNEW IT!!!!

I suppose this qualifies as a troll from the advertisers’ perspective, but honestly this is more of a public service. I’d much rather see a bunch of cat photos than be assaulted by ads for the latest fast food monstrosity or dick pills.

I didn’t know that Peter Thiel owned Dakota Access Pipeline.

Thanks for your two cents, Reince.