Correct. It isn’t like that at all. Not in the least. Further, Jezebel does not cover every single single homicide in Western Europe. For some strange reason, a special case was made in this instance.

My garden is doing well. I’m producing zucchinis large enough to use as a softball bats. Also, I just found this winter’s restoration project. It is a vintage Raleigh bicycle that, come spring of 2017 will be a burnished specimen of perfection.

Even worse - these morons outright reject Science altogether... while tweeting on their smartphone or taking antibiotics for their latest UTI.

Let’s also not forget that he didn’t see a single second of combat. “They come back different”, like he was on the front lines or remotely in danger. Naw, he’s just a Palin dickhead who, like his mother, refuses to own his shit.

Hey, speaking of weirdo photos ... Where is his daughter in the mirror??? And who is the boy who appears in the mirror but not the photo???? Demons? Crazy camera photos? Proof of extraterrestrial life? It’s hard to say.

This is not a mistake. She broke the law doing a very nasty cruel thing to a woman at her gym. That’s straight up gross.

Good people don’t make “mistakes” like that. It was very malevoleant, cruel, and intentional.

Did you try the Trump Tower Grill’s taco bowl? I've heard it's the best in the world. I love Hispanics!

As a Georgia O’Keefe fan, I believe all vulvas are God’s creation. Whether they resemble a flower or an anthill.

All Labias Matter.

The fundamentalist Mormon sect leader who disappeared in June while on house arrest apparently slipped out of his ankle bracelet by using olive oil, the FBI said. He’s now at large, considered armed, dangerous, and in possession of some surprisingly Pinterest-worthy escape tips.

If a guy calls a girl a slut guys have no problem believing him. But if 40 women accuse a guy of being a sexual predator people still don’t believe them.

Or, there’s always the old standby: “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

I wonder if that was a plot by another cat to get rid of Penny out of jealousy.

Of course the cat was in a box! Where else?! lol

not joking. literally i’m scared. wtf is happening.

They are now probably offering to plead guilty in return for mandatory 10 year prison sentences. They figure 10 years in a Finnish prison will be more comfortable than life in Cuba.

Most important Brexit analyis to date.

I was thinking it’s more like the landscape got overgrown with money