And Rinse Penis

Um, helping to pay for more cops and judges is NOT more military presence. Apples to effing durians here....

Wow, kinda walking back your talk here, aren’t you?

So I was in Chicago in December. Rode the trains everywhere. I will admit I was the only person I saw reading an actual book - most people were on their devices of one sort or another - but never got hassled. Never saw violence. I returned my rental car to a place where they were concerned that I was going to walk…

So why aren’t you PO’ed by the NRA and gun “laws”?

Cite?

Huh. I was in Chicago not that long ago, and it didn’t seem that bad.....

Who is after Ryan? (Yeah, I could look it up, but it’s more fun to comment here...)

So, congrats, trumpie sycophants! You’ll have your wall - but no healthcare. RIP....

That’s what they *want* you to think....

Yeah, I thought if you won, you were supposed to be happy....

...and not be, um, bothered by him any more....

OMG, that’s the best photo EVER. Lulz.

That’s a very stabby signature....

Hopefully he’ll blow a gasket before then.

They are all such whiny little babies.

Um, has anybody told you lately that doing something like that to a fellow employee makes you an asshat?

That looks like a spotted dick to me.

My worst flying story? I never got on the plane cuz the asshat at the counter was too busy figuring out how to get the most bang out of his friend’s flying miles for me to make my flight to Anchorage. 

Pfft.