I would burn mine with my mini-blow torch, laughing maniacally.

He probably thinks it makes him look tough, rather than just constipated.

Dafuq?

She doesn’t look very happy in any photos I’ve seen lately....

And they weren’t psychic so they didn’t know they’d be playing for a shitweasel.

Yeah, but that could possibly leave us with Pence....

She decided not to.

They’re probably afraid he’ll shit his drawers....

Love, love, LOVE Maria and Patty.

Now wait - that’s off? I thought Anka accepted?

I’ve been trying to figure out WHY THE HELL the repubs are at least mouthing support for Teh Wall. Ryan, really?

They seem nice.

Well, you might want to take into account the possible backstory. We are not talking to the daughter & SIL of our best friends. Yes, they voted for trumpie, but what really caused the rift was all the nasty comments they thought they had to make on FB to us and other friends/family, along with the instant attack if…

People in my community are knitting hats for the women’s march that day. I love my community.

And flagged for stupidity.

Yeah, pretty ironic.

Wow, you trollettes are really swarming all over this. Go back to Breitfart or Stormwarning or wherever.

Well, they *would* seem to be the main points for it, wouldn’t they?

What the fuck was the university thinking?