The Met’s gift shop (and catalog) is AMAZING. I covet some of the things I’ve seen there.

That reminded me of these:

And in places like Texas, mouse poop can have Hanta virus or even plague...

What gets me are the entitled ones who get their precious Fifi a certificate of “service animal” online. And of course, they’re not.

I’d love to see someone train a cat....

That happened to a friend’s husband. Acclimatization CAN happen.

Yeah, and where does the money come from to do this? That’s right, the county, the city, the state. And this is TEXAS. Texas doesn’t like reading, writing, and ‘rithmatic. Texas has a dim view of education in general and would rather spend its money on abortion bans than a library budget. I’ll bet 100 to 1 that the…

Th...thor dildo?

I think this just says it all.

I’ve discovered that it seems almost invariably they’ll ask for people at the gate to check their luggage - for free. Sounds good to me - not that much longer to retrieve your stuff and you don’t have to fight to get it stuffed in the overhead bins.

That’s so silly.

Actually, I’ve always gotten more whatever - but I ask very nicely.

Ha. I flew Seattle to Chicago and back, and every damned seat on the planes were taken.

Cthulhu?

Nope, not even half.

Secretary of Really, Really, REALLY Tacky Jewelry?

But they’ve shown us time and again that they are very, very stupid.

Gawd, he’s ugly.

Really?

Well, I’m shocked, shocked, I say.