Oh wait....

I just found out my kid’s husband voted for Stein. He’s not a teen, but he acts like it sometimes. :-(

...and promptly locked my car doors.

Yeah, people being stupid with drones are no reason not to worry about people being stupid with drones, right?

You might want to remember what happened to that plane when a bird got sucked into its engine....

Totally wrong. Science is your friend. Try it.

Is there some tequila ice cream around?

My SO calls that “Cramex”. He hates it, and hates it when I use it.

Nah, he hates people who stay at Moran State Park, WA.

Or semi-colons, but that seems to be a Bundy thing. Funnier than shit, tho, too, also.

I stumbled on to those and was literally sick. That the sicko thought it was, what? fun? exciting? arousing? to post them, but ALSO THE FACT THEY’RE ON THE INTERNET IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Uh, no. Sorry.

I get the same kind of reaction when I tell people in the mall trying to sell us one phone plan or another that we don’t have a cellphone (no reception where we live). You’d think I’d just stepped out of HG Wells’ time machine from the past....

I saw an ad for donnie last night, where he warned us that Hillary would lead us into stagnation.

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!”

And sometimes send them off spur-of-the-moment without thinking it thru.

No, you were dissing her. And as Debbie said, ever SO classy of you.

Speak for yourself only, please. It’s stupid to say something this generalized and oversimplified.

Only if they take away the cocaine as well....

I actually considered writing Trump a thank-you card. He has done more to energize voters than just about anything I’ve ever seen. The fact that he did it to his disadvantage is just icing on the cake, IMO.