I’ll settle with kissing her.... hemline.

I’m not gay, but YEAH!!!!!

I’m seeing both shoulders here.

Didn’t Jefferson Airplane write a song about this?

Shit. Damn. Crap. Why can’t I WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THIS (as if I had a place to wear it) AND LOOK THIS GOOD.

Did we hear the band playing ‘Nearer my God to Thee’?

We are SO WAITING for our mail-in ballots. Words fail me. Honest.

Ye gods, I don’t know which would taste worse: packing peanuts or those orangey-crap peanuts.....

I’m wondering AND DON’T WANT TO KNOW how Alex knows about his penis....

He’s a shitload sexier, more believable than trumpette.

O/T: do I need to point out how disappointed I am with Robert “Dinner/Restaurant Impossible” Irvine with his new gig?

W... wait... they *aren’t* related?!1!!?

Rick Walker won’t like that.... ;-)

And in WA state, you can have a witness sign that you filled out your ballot.

Honey, get some help. You’ve got a serious case of warped world-view. I’m sorry if it’s from your personal experience.

Look, if you’ve had problems with men, go see a therapist. Or a priest. Or bitch to a friend. But you’re painting all men with the same brush, which is just about the same as what trumpie’s doing.

“Third wave feminism”

...and now you’re going off the rails. Stupid, petty, and did I mention, stupid?

Being SO defensive about it is.

I’m just thinking - AS A WOMAN - how fucked up your hostility is. “Third wave feminism”? Really?