Just read this, proving the putrid fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree:

*SO* many stars are needed for this....

This is a stupid cnut.

My mother had early-onset Alzheimer’s, and it was nothing like this. That being said, I’ve learned that men often have a more violence-oriented mindset when afflicted by some forms of dementia. There are *many* different kinds of what can be broadly called dementia or senility, so you can’t lump everybody into one…

This is why I never, ever thought FB was a good idea.

Could you try to put this in actual English for the rest of us to comprehend?

...or pass a watermelon through their whatever.

Hey, that’s how I learned to do it, and Mrs. Williams would smack my fingers with her ruler if I did it differently even now - even tho she’d have to climb out of her grave to do so.

Hey, it works for me.

Kudos to somebody who gets it. Honestly, kudos. And stars.

It’s not. I can guarantee that.

Esteemed so much he’s been sued multiple times?

Then we’d all be puking EVERYWHERE.

[rimshot]

You poor affronted child.

I like you.

Hey, I LURVE me some pumpkin pie. But I totally agree with the last half of your comment.

Oh, bravo!!!

Catty of me, I KNOW, but just how many chin implants *has* Pierson had?

You give her more credit than I ever could. I think she has no problem with his behavior whatsoever.