CRAP - why did you tell us?!

Not to diss ‘Chopped’ - cuz I watch it too, but TGBBO is tons better.

I’m glad someone else mentioned that show, cuz it was a HOOT.

Well, fuck YES! I prefer TGBBO to the Olympics, myself. It’s stupendously GREAT!

What? She’s emerged from her “museum”?

HEY - we have Patty Murray and Maria Cantwell here in WA. We are SO priveleged.

I haven’t been, and my sads are even sads-er.

Dang, them repubs are right scared....

Please, mother-may-I, get ungreyed? I was on The-Site-That-Must-Not-Be-Named, but not on Jezebel.

Does it hurt to smoosh your enhanced boobs up like that?

dogsandraccoons libelz

I’m still grey here. I have the sads.

Seconded.

Some places do just that. Or have a pull-down shelf to put things on.

“It doesn’t really matter”?

This. SO MUCH THIS.

I heard about this on the radio, and my first thought was that either 1) he did some serious picking and choosing of people for that notebook, or 2) the cops are maybe just a *tad* selective in who they check out for possible drug-related offenses.

My SO’s car was broken into, interrupted mid-break-in, and when we called the cops, they declined to even take the implements of destruction used in the would-be robbery. Basically, the cop just shrugged, like “No biggie.”

‘You’re holding a mallet, waiting for a maniac to walk through a doorway you’re strategically obscured alongside of but when he passes, you hit his hand (which to be fair is holding a gun) instead of his head because you’re suuuuuuuch an idiot?’

Holy effing merde. And she studied “multicultural marketing”.