I’m probably prejudiced here, but when asked what to give him for his birthday, couldn’t he have suggested they make a donation to a charity? An environmental group? Anything other than adding to his wine collection?

I thought the same thing.

I adore Nevil Shute’s books, but that one (which I finally read a couple of years ago) was the most DOWNER book ever. If you want to read Shute, try ‘The Ruined City’ or ‘An Old Captivity’ or ‘The Chequer Board’ or ‘No Highway’ or ‘A Town like Alice’ or ‘Trustee from the Toolroom’.

Yeah, you’d just think people would have a calm and reasonable attitude after seeing a car strike somebody and throw them in the air. How dare they?

Cops there shrugging their soldiers and blaming it on rocks? Not surprising either. Gotta keep up the fantasy that everything is just hunky-dory in Rio for the Olympics.

Well, if I thought you were telling the truth, congrats on still being able to learn something.

I actually just googled this, and the bullets they were using in the scene weren’t blanks, they were actual bullets with the powder removed. Unfortunately, the primer was left in the bullet, giving it enough oomph to kill Brandon Lee.

And if you don’t follow these very simple rules, you’re either an idiot, a psychopath, or both. Is it the word “rules” that rings your Pavlovian bell?

This coming from a trollette with anger issues. Thanks, Dr. Farberwear.

So the trollette is okay with incest complete with younger children being taken away. Figures. Doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.

What got me was the fact that this didn’t matter to her. Her younger kids - who need a mother - mattered less than the fact that she and her kid are getting their jollies.

Kris’ outfit...... just.... OMG, really?

‘Goodbye’ by the Painkillers would be good (from the TV series ‘The Crow’. And yeah, I have a HUGE crush on Dacascos.)

“Black Water” by the Doobies

Okay, list all these other ways it could be taken. We’re waiting....

Shit, I just read that diary article, and I’m EXHAUSTED. That’s more money and time than I EVER have spent on makeup.

My mother’s family all has this kind of flawless, gorgeous skin. MOM, WHY DIDN’T I GET IT TOO!!!!! DANG IT!!!11!!

I think of myself more of a Luddite, but yeah. Also, I’m a Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and whatever else virgin.

Well, Roger was probably steamed that she wouldn’t let HIM tie her up....