“Blue?”

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

Okay I definitely just busted out laughing at my desk at that Wii tennis match. That was silly as shit

Some people are just made for it. I thoroughly enjoy tv analyst A-Rod.

Please Note: Your Supercar YouTube Channel Is Garbage


Coming soon: the Chrysler Town and Cuntry

Here’s my suggestion. Stanton vs. Judge. Pay-Per-View event.

... You didn’t read the first sentence of the story, did you

mystified or bored or otherwise deterred by a simple screen

“car breaking to the left in the middle of a” 

DeRoses are red, DeRozan is blue. Don’t mess with DeMar or he’ll throw the ball at you!

season-ticket holders who reneged on their season ticket contracts once it became clear the Marlins were not going to uphold their promises of perks including free parking and VIP entrances at their new ballpark—let alone field a watchable team

Can we talk about that setting? Gorgeous.

I remember I was having the damnest time trying to get a 20 person kill streak in Overwatch.

It’s funny.

I recognized 2: Blake, and Yoda.

It’s not really a drift per-se, it just fills the place of drifting. Instead, think of it as the insane cornering ability of motogp bikes.

Baseball is so far and away the best sport

From your comment, I cannot help but assume you have said your sister’s name.