LOL. I know, right? I didn’t know what the fuck to call them. I mean, they didn’t pop so are they still considered popcorn. But they’ve gone through the popping process so they’re transformed somehow, right?

If destroyed, the bridge also floats so that it can be pushed away to prevent the Navy ships from being trapped in.

Best way to keep a Baptist from drinking all your booze... invite two of them.

I’m a Habs fan (obvs by the name) but this was fucked. I sat there like WTF is he doing and he full on deserved to get kicked out. I know the rule says specifically if the goalie hits a player in the head with his blocker he should be ejected, but this was close enough and it was also excessive.

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

I’m so incredibly enamored with my Elite controller. If I go to a buddy’s house to game (or want to play on lunch at the office) I have to bring it with me. My brain doesn’t know how to deal with the lack of paddles on a normal controller.

“Instead they suspend him for 5/8ths of a season”

The Las Vegas Golden Knights Who Say Ni

Clarkson tackled this one, speed never killed anyone, suddenly coming to a stop is what does it.

Not sure if this was a Snow reference, but just in case...

When I meet an idiot at work, I feel bad about myself, because the company obviously has lower hiring standards than I would like to believe, leading me to question my own qualifications.

I finally picked it up yesterday (all I needed was a new PC..) and I’m having a blast

And I HATE competitive FPS-es (cause I suck usually)

I stole my parents’ cable company info and just access everything I want through their online account.

Found it

He’s in the penalty box for ruffing

Don’t be such a loonie.

Unsolicited Extra Fingers in the Ass?

They’re unbelievably rude and grating, like all Canadians.

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!