I’m tempted to become a Bucs fan solely due to my love for Bucanero beer.

Oh man, Bucanero is great. Secret pro tip that i think is actually widely known. When you’re at an all inclusive in Cuba and they do the standard fridge stock of a couple different beers and pops, find the guy that stocks the fridges in the rooms. Give him 20 bucks and ask him to fill your fridge with only…

Isn’t it even a homer if it hits the yellow? This really confused me watching the highlights.

Authorities - you cheated with the diesel engines again!

We used to have tons of furriers here!

Gregg Zaun is a turd.

Can we please acknowledge his question about the animals though? I’m assuming they don’t go blind because they aren’t stupid like humans and understand that looking at the sun is always a dumb thing to do. 

Reaching on catcher’s interference is so close to literally being handed first.

Homer! Seeing other pro athletes(not baseball obviously) with their ugly ass swings just muscle balls out of major league stadiums has me thinking that shear strength can hit a home run but a dunk, unless you’re freakishly tall, requires athleticism that seems much harder to find. Also every pro baseball player can…

He knew the rules and the rules were followed until the officials let him off for some reason. Also, impeccable username. Patrick Reed is a turd.

thanks to youuuuu i now have an amazon japan account and just paid 15$ for cards

I can’t understand how it’s not. I’m thinking it would have been way too hard to pick out who to give the error to so they said fuck it, give him a double.

Why did he get hit in the butt?

It’s unfortunate he’s off for a while because the Blue Jays finally gave him enough content to fill a whole White Sox Minute with their abysmal collapse the other day.

So i just wondered something along those lines. Could an owner take the league by storm and build a good team by offering discount contracts but fully guaranteed. I feel like you’d get a lot of good players taking discounts if they knew that their money wasn’t at risk.

So could one owner take the league by storm and build a super team by offering discount contracts but fully guaranteed?

Stellar quoting. Thank you for that.

Also, picture in the background... looks like that cop is leading some evil empire

I think he made up a new word. I also think he used his newly made up word wrong.