I’d be using my car to live out my dreams of being a parking lot vigilante. Door dings for everyone!

How offended do you think Grayson Allen was by that tweet?

Whenever i introduce my close friends to new people like coworkers and such, my friends like to tell the new people that as a hobby i review restaurants on yelp. I don’t, but until i realize what they’ve done, i’m always looked at a little differently.

Can the shadow government enforce proper name tag placement?

Not sure of the exact function but it looks like the console was put into sleep mode when the timer ran out. Depending on online/offline gameplay maybe it wakes back up at the exact same place?

Cousins to Atlanta to play with Schroder’s cat.

Are you from Quebec City?

I know it’s a different sport but i believe this is the prime example you’re looking for.

最好的球员在中国

Wherever your Pontiac Solstice club met up is automatically the weirdest place ever.

How does putting a putting the back of a bucket seat on an office chair make it a “gaming chair”?

C’mon Drew. The LA Golds. Ari already thought up the best name for an LA football team.

Is that when the Panthers were 6-1?

Apparently this is an urban legend. I liked the fact so much that I checked it and am now disappointed.

Oh those people are the worst. Everyone get’s tipped. It’s unfortunate that tips are now expected for the bare minimum of service though as opposed to getting a tip for providing good service above the norm.

pay your delivery person a living wage

Watching the video like, 0_0 “this is fucked up”

No caps, definitely not yelling. I startle myself at work when I accidentally type in caps.

Aged 16-65?!?!?!? That is a huge range for any study, let alone one about computer literacy.

Fair enough. If your area gets an inch of snow and everyone freaks out, all seasons are fine. If your area gets an inch of snow and nobody bats an eye, you should have winter tires.