I tuned out for 5 seconds and missed the milk joke. Someone fill me in.

I can't take my eyes off Boehner in the back. Reading his body language and imagining his inner monologue is fascinating. Dude is one terse Oompa Loompa.

My kitty is also getting some huggles this morning. She's already an indoor only cat but I now have the strong desire to keep her away from all windows and doors for the rest of forever.

Throwing glitter is dehumanizing? It makes you sparkly until you can change and take a shower (or 5...that shit gets everywhere), it does not take away your rights or encourage other people to beat you to death because you're an amoral abomination that's ruining our society.

Well, I'm a huge promoter of Nikita. Smart, intelligent women being in charge and getting shit done. The boys get to look good too. It's not perfect. It has that whole "women wearing stupid shoes into fights" problem (not always because Maggie Q is awesome and she tries). But it's smart, funny at times, action…

Dear CW, this is why no one takes you seriously. Which in turn is why your few actually legitimately good shows are so low rated (or so I choose to believe because "it's too smart for this network" makes me cry inside less than "it's too smart for America in general")

I would really like to find a beer that I like. So far it seems like the darker the better, but I have yet to get past the part where it tastes to me like something I should be cooking with/eating, not drinking straight (and I do love cooking with it).

OK, it won't let me edit, but I just wanted to ad that this all comes from the knowledge I've gained reading tvbythenumbers.com, which does not make me an expert, and if anyone knows better than me and I got something wrong, please feel free to correct me. I'm always trying to better understand the ratings game. It…

If it helps, demos are what's more important than overall viewers when it comes to determining cancellation. Those are what tell the bigwigs in charge what age groups are tuning in, which is what is used to determine what they can charge for advertising. If you're over 50, you basically don't count.

I bought my first one online, so that part was fine. The delivery however...I'm in a house. I share a mailbox with my landlord. She was also expecting a package, and since I hardly ever get them, she barely glanced at the label and didn't really read it at all...can you see where this is going?

I've never been more glad that I'm just not that into sports and therefore never watch them.

Court is terrifying. I had to go to traffic court (just traffic court) when I was 16 because I accidentally ran a red light and caused a low speed fender bender. I had never ever gotten in trouble ever before, and I thought I was going to pee my pants. Even if the kids are used to going to the principals office or…

I think it depends on where you live, though money certainly plays a part. Around where I am private rooms have become SOP in the last 5 or 10 years. I think a lot of it was the privacy concern with privileged information being overheard and HIPAA violations being reported. There are other parts of the country…

This just means that women who had their babies who MAY have been able to avoid having a room mate will now probably have a room mate. There are worse things.

Unfortunately it's my landlord's property, her dogs, her call, and she's kind of a whimp when it comes to confrontation or making a fuss. I would have reported them after the first time if only so there was a record of it (there were also rumors they liked to shoot squirrels with BB guns but we couldn't substantiate…

A couple years ago these little shithead kids (and when I say kids I mean close to puberty, certainly old enough to know stealing is wrong) in my neighborhood dug my landlord's dog out from under the fence. They tried to act the the dog had dug herself out. Which might have worked if all of the dirt and rocks hadn't…

Newt Gingrich?

Well, if she's like my mom at all, beating the cancer will be easy. Getting her hormone levels stabilized afterwards will be a nightmare beyond the telling of.

Yeah, I've got a grandma who insists on lip kissing, but we're talking light pecks at hello and goodbye and I can usually angle it to hit the corner. This is just...no me gusta. No me gusta.

There's probably a kink for that.