I recommend James Deen, if you're looking for alternatives to the steroid studs. As one person on tumblr so eloquently put it - he looks like that cute Jewish boy who works at Starbucks and always remembers your order.

My middle school principal was accused of child molestation the summer between my 7th and 8th grade yrs. At the beginning of the investigation he had some kind of "breakdown" (according to the family) and drove halfway across the state, supposedly with no memory of how he got there (personally I've always wondered if…

Awwww! What a sweety.

I'd been having severe anxiety/depression problems since I graduated college last May. I'd had them before but it was under control, and I was upset thinking I might have to go back on meds. I hated my temp job, I had no idea when it was going to end, my manager at my temp agency was impossible to talk to, the only…

I don't see this as being any weirder than any other flavored lube, TBH. My only problem is that it probably tastes as much like bacon as that strawberry lube I taste tested at my friends bachelorette party tasted like strawberries. Meaning, a couple of seconds of…

I haven't been this jealous of an animated princess' hair since Jasmine.

Can someone explain why we have statute of limitations? I know there's probably a very good reason, but it's times like this that it boggles my not-legally-educated mind.

I work in a semi formal office type setting. Last Friday I heard a ruckus and peaked out of my cubicle to discover that a pair of pink lace bloomer type things had just been found in the middle of the floor. No one knows where they came from or who they belong too. It was suggested that perhaps someone just walked…

As an art major fresh out of art school I can tell you that 99% of the shit artists say about their work is bullshit. Or at least uses lots and lots of words to make a very simple concept sound impressive. That's just kind of how it works. You make stuff because you have an idea, and sometimes it has a grand social…

I've never had sex (hell, I've never so much as held a guy's hand - yay for being too socially awkward to ever meet anyone) so I can't really contribute any real world stories. I do, however, live vicariously through fictional characters, so I'll share this.

I'm so happy with Union Bank & Trust, my smallish midwestern bank. I've never had any problems with them whatsoever. And there are no fees for going below a certain amount, etc. In fact, the only rule I've ever gotten in "trouble" with was you can only transfer money from savings to checking 6 times in one month…

Was that a Chris Ofili reference?

Here's what I don't get - don't copyright holders have the right to decide what to do with their copyrighted material? Isn't that kind of the point? So what if you have someone who understands the kind of free advertising that comes with people making youtube videos with your material, and are perfectly fine with it…

I think this is for people on repayment plans that are based on income. Like, if your monthly payment is being determined by your salary, then they can't charge you more than 10% of your salary. But if you're not on an income based payment plan I don't think it affects you.

Oh god, I'm about to enter repayment, and I'm trying to figure everything out, and IT SUCKS.

I want my robot to sound like either Oded Fehr or Claudia Black.

It drives me up the fucking wall when people can't take a step back, look at the world, and understand that their experiences are not shared by everyone, and they should not be forced on anyone.

Dear Republicans,

I remember reading one of the Alice books (man, I haven't thought about those books in years...) and she learns she has "two holes down there", and I remember thinking, well either Alice is weird or I am, because I only have one hole down there...took me another 8 years easily before I figured it out.

I seem to recall we started getting the basics pretty early at my school. Of course, it was a Lutheran school, so it was pretty sanitized in the beginning (although it did cover birth control, so points to them). The textbooks were from the 70s (I was educated in the 90s) so the illustrations were hysterical.