I had a food truck wedding, however the food was just served inside buffet style. 

I had a food truck at my wedding because it was less than half the price of any of the other options I had quoted. The venue I got married at (an old town hall) didn't have a kitchen so any conventional catering company were going to charge me as much for all the equipment to set up a kitchen as the food cost. In the…

Your aunt rocks! I have a baby boy (he’s 12 weeks old) and I cannot wait to get him in the kitchen with me to teach him to cook (one of my fave hobbies). The idea of raising a boy isn’t able to help with the cooking, cleaning and emotional labour as an adult fills me with dread.

All of what you said is so true. I have a mirror on the headrest above my babies rear facing car seat so I can see him in my rear vision mirror the whole time I’m driving. It was $10 and I hope it saves me from ever being in a position where i ever forget about him, because I’ve seen how easy that can be. 

Dermablend is amazing. Four days before my wedding, I fell flat on my face on concrete and one of my teeth went through the skin below my lip. It was horrendous. My make up artist covered the whole mess up with layers upon layers of Dermablend and you can barely notice anything wrong with my face in my wedding photos.

My grandma (born in the 1920s) was telling us a story once about her Aunty Nell. It was thinking winded story and she started talking about Aunty Nell’s “friend” who was a spinster as well and shared a bed with her and was also called Aunty, even though she wasn’t really an Aunt. The rest of us just stared at each…

Any OB is going to refer to a pregnancy in weeks, not months. Given the average person doesn’t structure their lives around lunar months and works with calendar months, hearing people say that pregnancy is 10 months just makes it look like they don’t realise a month is not exactly four weeks

I gotta say, after having been recently pregnant, there is no way in hell I'd surrender the custody of any child I carried without a fight. 

“To carry a baby inside you for nine ten months”.

This is so true. I live in a city where every second woman has Botox, huge pumped up lips and huge false eyelashes. It makes everyone look so so much older than they are. I've always been able to pass for several years younger than I am but have noticed in the past few years that I get older and the age people think I…

I had an elective C section as I have a family history of small pelvises which result in C sections and my doctor advised against risking it and needing an emergency C section. It was totally calm, awesome and within three days I felt myself again. The recovery has been seriously easy. I know people who’ve had vaginal…

I worked in an office where we had what was known as the “penis bandit” for a while. You’d come in in the morning and any papers on the desks would have penis drawings on them. I once left a magazine on my desk and the front cover was a model in a bikini. They drew a cock and balls on her. It was performing arts…

“I’ve witnessed tray table changes more than I care to acknowledge.”

As a pretty frequent flyer, I have to say, never once have I encountered a baby that has seriously disrupted my flight. On the other hand, toddlers kicking seats with the parents ignoring them and drunk adults behaving badly... on our last long haul flight (NZ to Spain, so 40ish hours in transit) my husband ended up…

I also bet she booked a regular length appointment and spent two hours in there needing her idiotic hand held, meaning every other damn appointment that doctor had for that day was woefully off schedule and every other patient had to sit around waiting. 

Pleasant man! He shagged this wannabe rock chick that I used to know (she would have been a perfect life partner for him as they’re both terrible people) and gave her herpes.

After the Weinstein story broke, I saw an article about the fact that her mother was on set all the time and being intense was because she had to protect Katherine from creeps as a teenager. Just like every other woman who got labelled “difficult” for not submitting to creeps, I guess...

Girl, I feel you! I have PCOS and get migraines so can’t take any hormonal BC (because stroke risk). I will not entertain the thought of an IUD or any other implant due to the risks of perforation - I’m already fucked up enough down there, I don’t need more trouble. For us, it’s condoms or nothing, but thanks to…

YUCK. The whole place looks like a dorm room. Or a doctor’s waiting room. 

Right?! There is literally no scenario where being in labour for six days and not seeking help makes sense. My sister in laws water broke very early in labour and the hospital told her that if she hadn’t progressed at home within 12 hours, she needed to come in for antibiotics (it was a planned hospital birth, but she…