SERIOUSLY. He’s 8 years older than my own father (and the same age as my uncle). Neither my father nor my uncle would ever, EVER think this is ok because of the era they grew up in. Hell, at my dad’s old job, he was the go-to support guy that women on his team used when they were going to HR with sexual harassment…

KC is worth about $75million. She doesn’t NEED a cash cow. She’s set.

No, but that sounds like a fab addition! I also forgot that when he serves them, he grates a shittonne of fresh Parmesan on top. Ahhhhh, need them now!

We are happily married, but if you’re ever in the area, I’ll let him make you some Brussels sprouts :)

My husband makes the BEST Brussels sprouts. He infuses butter with crushed garlic, then takes the garlic out of the pan then puts in the sprouts (which are all chopped in half) flat side down and cooks them until they are crispy and fucking delicious.

The second sentence out of her mouth when she gets to Charlotte’s apartment is literally “why didn’t you offer me the money?”. Charlotte not being supportive of Carrie’s financial irresponsibility was a secondary issue to the fact that Charlotte didn’t offer Carrie the bail out money. And then the clincher of how much…

What I posted happened just after the scene you described. Charlotte had no obligation to bail out Carrie because of her bad decisions and I imagine that if a friend of mine constantly made irresponsible financial decisions like Carrie then complained about it like that, I wouldn’t be offering them cash either.

Catholics believe unbaptized kids go to purgatory.

Or when she made Charlotte feel guilty for not IMMEDIATELY offering to lend her $10,000.

AND I remember reading something about one of the reasons that the TV show ended so abruptly was because after a certain number of episodes (99? 100?) all of the cast get extra $$ from royalties or whatever, and so the story line sped up and it got wrapped up really quickly so no one else benefited as much as she did…

Also:

“To be clear— Hocus Pocus is not any sort of great cinematic achievement.”

Putting dirty dishes in the dishwasher is doing the dishes. Leaving them on the bench to fester is not.

“the dishes are done at least weekly”

Right? It was boring, girl does not have a booty (what was the whole obsession with Pippa’s ass in that dress? She does. not. have. one!) and it really did nothing for her. It just goes to show that people will whip into a frenzy the second some third rate website tells them something is “lit”.

We had to wait until my grandma died to take her licence away. Every damn time my mum visited her, she would waillllllll about mum just wanting to take her licence away - I loved my grandma, but she was a dangerous menace on the road and the only people with the balls to tell her that were my mum and me. When the…

I cannot fucking stand her. She tries to be so earnest and worldly and use all of the right sensitive language, but it comes across as her just really, really trying far too hard and makes her look like a first year college student who really wants to be taken seriously with her newfound freedom, but in five years…

As IAMRU2 said, I think a lot of the world probably finds our vocab offensive, however in Australia, they’re just words.

I’m an Australian currently working in New Zealand. In all of my professional office jobs in Australia (and I’ve worked at some posh places), saying fuck and cunt in the office is just part of the vocab. In New Zealand, they get offended. Fuck off you precious little Kiwi cunts, I got no time for your shit.

I love Reese. She’s an absolute delight on instagram.