Nope! Glad to hear that we don’t share a husband. I’m sure you’re lovely and all, but I don’t share!

A tall red head who does smelly poos? It’s likely then!

Our house has two toilets (one upstairs, one downstairs) and our marriage is all the better for it. My husband is not allowed to use the upstairs toilet and I choose not to use the downstairs toilet. I did, however have to go in there yesterday and nearly killed him. FILTH! Boys are GROSS.

Every damn time my husband goes for a shit, I have to tell him beforehand to courtesy flush, and then have to scream across the house while he’s in there to courtesy flush. It’s like... I can smell your fetid asshole from the other end of the house, how the fuck aren’t you dying in there?!

I’ve never taken it, but several of my friends have. They haven’t had to sign the “DO NOT SEX” thing, but they have had to sign a document saying that they will get an abortion if they get pregnant. That shit is hardcore!

Kmart in Australia is killing it in the cheap department store sector!

I can’t use hormonal BC and have a Caya. It’s great!

So much this. My parents are the most ridiculously loving dog owners on the planet. They do anything for their pets, like, ffs, they had a German Shepherd with anxiety issues a while back and so mum hired a fucking canine psychologist to work with him (bonkers, yes, but it worked. He sadly died). They got a labrador…

When I think about some of the stuff flatmates did, I’m surprised I never murdered anyone. I have stories that sound stranger than fiction - underwear thieves, pubic hair artists... you name it, I’ve lived with them.

Incorrect. Diana’s title was “Diana, Princess of Wales” just as Catherine’s is “Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge”. The “Princess Diana” thing is as much a media beat up as the “Kate Middleton” thing.

You can only be a princess if you are born into the royal family, so Eugenie, Beatrice and Charlotte can all be called…

“Do we think the monarchy is bananas enough that she would’ve had to undergo fertility testing as part of the vetting process???”

I’m pretty sure she had to?

I didn’t want to mention it in the initial post because it wasn’t relevant to the masturbation story, but it is relevant with your comment: she’s a lesbian and was obsessed with turning me. It was bizarre and creepy. She even cornered my boyfriend at the time and me one day, asking for a threesome and told me that I…

I used to have a flatmate who was ALWAYS sick but super into crazy woo woo “medicine”. He went through a stage where he only ate (or rather, drank) bone broth. I used to get ready for work in the morning then hold my breath and sprint out the front door because walking into the living area while he prepared his…

I used to have an awful flatmate who masturbated loudly (think: wall kicking, screaming etc), for hours at a time while listening to Fiona Apple. It took me a long time to not associate every Fiona Apple song with hearing that horrible woman getting herself off. Repeatedly.

This is why Emma Stone is “Emma” and not “Emily”, which is her real name, as “Emily Stone” was already taken when she went to register with the SAG.

As long as you aren’t planning on getting jiggy with our koalas, you’re safe from their chlamydia :)

Good. I absolutely loved season 1 and they should have left it at that as season 2 was so bad it was basically unwatchable. Season 1 was hilarious, I have no idea why season 2 had to be so so terrible.

Heartbreaking. We recently spent a month in Spain, which included five days in Barcelona and I absolutely loved the place.

I found it crazy how all around Spain, there are police with machine guns everywhere, but I guess they’ve been on edge waiting for something like this to happen after everything in France, Germany…

You reminded me that I have another high flying lifestyle story! A friend of my husband was invited to a wedding of his friend. The friend getting married had a decent job at a big company, but no one could ever understand how someone in his late 20s with that kind of job (he probably earned $100k) could afford a…

Holy hell, this is insane.

There was a guy I went to school with who always gave me the creeps at school and then on FB he had this whole high flying fabulous lifestyle with women throwing themselves at him, which I could never understand as this is the most unattractive man to ever walk the planet. He went silent on…