FACE ANUS!!!!

Yeah, I’m not getting too excited about this. I’m cautiously optimistic that we’ll finally see something result from it, though.

Yeah, his defense is, “I’m too stupid to have orchestrated any of this and my inherent stupidity is what makes me an ideal puppet for the Russians.”

This makes Clinton’s impeachment look like a Bravo reality show.

Yes. That being said, there was a line in “Better Off Ted” from the great Portia de Rossi when she describes herself as, “I’m different from other women. And by different...I mean better.” I lol’d. Because who hasn’t said that “I’m different” line in their early twenties while trying to impress some guy in their dorm?

Yeah, I had my moments as a teen. One time I made the mistake of asking my mom for a pen with saying “please” first. It’s been twenty years and I still remember it.