You do realize that in the real world it’s frowned upon for 15 year olds to be “in love” with people decades older than them, right? And for the older male to reciprocate? What exactly is 200-year-old protecting-from-the-shadows Angel to you, then? Archie to her Betty?

Firing the Watchers doesn’t change the fact that…

Buffy is a lot of things, some of them great, but a show about a young woman who has no personal agency to speak of, who is completely reliant on others, and who routinely gets involved in extremely inappropriate relationships with much older father-figures is not exactly “super feminist,” nor is the guy who routinely…

When Moore made that deal both hardcover and trade paperback reprints of comics WERE NOT A THING. The most anyone could reasonably expect a floppy comic book to be reprinted was four or five times in succession. It was more than natural for Moore to accept the deal as it was and assume the eventual end to its being…

Yes, it is shocking that Sue Dibny being raped and murdered and Ted Kord being shot in the head by his good friend didn’t produce all the warmhearted optimism that DC management expected it to.

Yes, this is at least the third or fourth time in the past 20 years that DC has “committed” to lightening up with spectacular results.

He opposes them owning a thing that they acquired through fraud, yes. It’s a thing that happens when people acquire things through fraud.

Yeah, unless Brian Bolland’s knowledge of anatomy is terrible, that’s just Grant Morrison going on about something he doesn’t know about, written by someone whom he’s modeled his career off of but who doesn’t especially care for him.

If a person doesn’t want to be regarded as a hack, good things to avoid doing include taking management positions and then double dipping to give yourself major assignments at the expense of your employees. It also helps to have written a single thing in your entire career that wasn’t based on the work of others who…

Sure they could do that, but then they wouldn’t have a justification for telling Alan Moore to f—k himself.

It’s absolutely essential that DC be less grim and more joyful (you know, like DC management said after Infinite Crisis, and after Flashpoint), and really the only way you can do that is by giving a big middle finger to creators’ rights. Thanks, Geoff! Now go schedule yourself a few other collected editions of your…

IIRC that was much closer to what the series was originally intended to be. Each season would take place in a different era entirely. I’m not sure if the change came from budget considerations, executive meddling, or the fact that they had a perfectly good supporting cast willing to come back.

Wow, this guy has resting dick-face. I gave up on the trailer after the fourth smug smirk.

Jesus, how many people in Hollywood owe Adam Goldberg favors all of a sudden? This is the third pop-culture documentary I’ve seen him doing talking heads for this year.

Anyone ever notice how Americans love democracy as a concept right up until the point it enables voters to make choices?

I’m sure it’s not annoying at all to try to shame your friends into voting for someone you just acknowledged has no principles.

The person I am now is a very different person than I was in the late 90s, precisely because of my exposure to feminism and the great efforts on the part of various friends, family members, and girlfriends to educate me on what it is to be a woman in America. Among the things that have changed is my understanding now…

You really don’t want to bring up sexual perversion when you are supporting a candidate who actively aided and abetted a serial sexual assaulter.

Feel free to look up “confirmation bias” when you have some free time.

You mean you’ve had to deal with privileged people throwing temper tantrums because they want someone to drop out of the race? Good. Welcome to my life for the past several months.

I’ll feel a little more sad for you when a single Hillary supporter articulates a reason I should vote for her that has to do with her…

Except...that guy’s name is “Obi-Wan.” If you name your child after an important friend of your life who was nicknamed “Scooter,” the name on the birth certificate generally is what you choose.