why can't i find the cover i owned?! am i making this up? 80s chick on her bed with a phone? anyone?

and taylor swift was on stage because taylor swift is so sexy...? am i missing something?

1. this is like, the most "jezebel" piece of jewelry ever

"now listen, jezebel"

GOOD QUESTION MY FRIEND

we got the whistles too! and some people (ahem, not all of us) got keychains. the whistles don't seem terrible effective, and also i keep calling it a rape whistle by accident.

sounds terrible...so no one else goes down this path, flotus can be easily spotted on insta with her full name - First Lady Michelle Obama #BALLLLLLER

...handle?!

or - this guy is looking to get some attention of his own? click on the link and you'll see that mr. jaxson here is currently promoting his book, aptly titled, "don't you know who i am yet?"

Ooh Anna Kendrick would be great! Does Emma Stone sing?

I was going to say the same exact thing! Your responses are thoughtful and sweet. I would have lost my cool at some of these too. Go girl!

Does ANTM have any sort of "alumni" network that helps teach you girls about how to build your portfolio, learn about the business aspect of modeling, provide support for the struggles (ie. rejection) that come with modeling?

french fry binge as a stress reliever? down.

he doesn't just make the shot...it's a mother fucking SWIIIISH!

this is so wonderful. #BENICETOEACHOTHER

@mollie_show and i have some drinking - i mean...learning - to do!

LOVELY

A THOUSAND THANK YOU'S, LL! you will be truly, horribly missed :*

update: the guy cast in this commercial has now sunk into a major depression after his greatest fantasies were all realized in a quick 1.5 minute spot and he now has nothing to live for.

Their parent company (Guthy-Renker) is the WORST. I received a free shipment of "VitaClear", some pills to take along with your Proactiv, after my first Proactiv shipment. Pills for skincare freak me out, so I tossed them. I continued to get the boxes from time to time, and kept throwing them away without opening…