The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

meanwhile the Orlando Magic are circumventing the salary cap and screwing their first-round pick to deafening silence from the league

Clive? That you, buddy?

Came for this, was not disappointed. 

NP, BTW.  

“I like what she had to say, but I still think she’s—sorry—a bitch,” said a 56-year-old Trump supporter.”

I wish we would shut the fuck up about white working class voters. They’re a lost cause and hell bent on voting against their own self-interest. We’ve had two Democratic Presidents when two consecutive terms without them, yet we’re obsessed with courting those five living Reagan Democrats. Those people will never vote…

No. Stop this.

That’s Reggie Bush. It’s hard to put into words.

I personally performed many of the checks on these cars at our dealership. Initially, the recall was a simple “check and report” style recall where some cars would be taken off the road and some given back to customers based on severity of the damage we found.

That changed about a month after the original recall was…

My prayers have been answered.

I had an entire take on Bush that was about how our inability to continue to hate them meant we transferred that hate to Nickleback, then realized I was confusing Bush for Creed, and really, that’s as insulting as it can get.

nah most underrated is local h.

I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

I’ve seen every champion drive back to Jackie Stewart, and the only person even less deserving of a World Title than Nico was also called Rosberg.

Why? Does he still have Lewis’s number on his phone?

Did I miss some interview where this guy apologized for being a racist turd? Because he was such a racist turd that they kicked him out of a tournament for it.

Harris should not have apologized.