Michael Porter Jr.

Was that moment the one when he scored his first NHL goal with his first NHL shot in his first minute of his NHL career...?

You first.

Nah, he craves the attention. It’s basically his lifeblood. And if he cares so much about “improving the lives of every human being on the planet,” then why did he let SolarCity’s market share plummet from over 2/3 marketshare, to under 10%? Surely it’s not because he needs his ego-driven automobile product to…

What happened to his F40?

Keep drinking that Kool Aid.

Why do you need others to validate your life choices?

Looks deliberate to me.

Counterpoint: Fuck Qatar. 

Thank you for your thoughts, Troll Troll.

Most entertaining player in the game.

Oh, cool, thanks for clearing that up so that I don't have to enjoy the joke.

Based upon your article history, I'd venture to say that no one enjoyed it more than you did.

I’m going with “lover’s quarrel” on my conspiracy theory bingo mat.

Massive cunt too.

Spotted the Recording Academy member.

Oh fuck off

“Jimny?” Really? Ugh.

Probably much quicker to Google that instead of waiting for a reply on an internet comments thread. Cheers.