Yeah, upon further reflection, I’m mostly with you. It was the first time on such a large stage for that entire starting lineup, so I’m hopeful that nerves contributed, and fortunately they were playing Tunisia. They’d better get the job done against Panama, because Belgium look excellent.

Whoops. Misread “Youth” as “Young.” 😶

You’re not even quite sure who is on the team, and yet you’re such an expert. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Neymar is definitely wearing extension/fillers/hairpiece/whatever.

Wow rude wtf

Superb.

Do you even know who any of these players are...?

I’m still not entirely sure whom you expected to be on the field for England...

What were you expecting? A washed up Wayne Rooney and the corpse of John Terry? This England squad is brimming with young talent, and most of them have been playing together for quite a while now. Southgate knows wtf he’s doing, and it’s very refreshing. Sure, England will probably still disappoint, but you don’t give…

You’re ignorant.

ITT: So much salt from the Musk-humpers.

Based upon my intimate knowledge of Neymar’s hairline, I’m pretty sure that not all of the hair on his head is his. Just sayin.

No. Not even close. Welcome to soccer though.

Fuck trash pandas.

Particularly because it’s nearly 198 inches long.

He’s getting crushed because he posted about it a dozen times. Nevermind his shitty self-important attitude...

Careful, you’re projecting.

Your mental welfare hinges on whether or not a video games presentation can meet your required high levels of stimulation. Neat.

Thanks for your shitty live blog. Please seek help.

You’re insane.