Edgy.

I’d rather just rent a truck and not spend the next 5 months picking mulch splinters out of my upholstery, but different strokes ya know?

Whoa. You weren’t kidding. She really did leave her dog with him. And the cheating thing too. Damn. 😐

Well fuck. :(

Nah, not really.

Yeah. It was just a really weird and roundabout way of saying “you don’t know me.”

He’s practically had a head transplant at this point!

This is a really weird comment. But ok.

Sounds like his sales pitch has worked wonders on you. Better hope that investors feel the same way when he’s out of cash again in a few months. Unfortunately, these investors are losing money on a dysfunctional company, so they can’t afford the same level of blind idol worship as you, I fear.

Because my happiness is clearly more important than anyone else’s. Duh.

I don’t want to have faves anymore. :(

That was a looooong time ago -- she apologised four years ago. Also, her step-father is from India. No need to stir the pot.

Just never thought she would stoop so low. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What are you even talking about? She’s a vegan cyberhippie and he’s a money hungry capitalist. That’s seems a wee bit more notable than both understanding the same joke. You’re insane.

Orly???

Grimes no. :(

There’s a reason why “La Liga Refs” is a meme.

I’m a former S4 owner (and two other Audis as well), and agree with pretty much all of your points here (not a huge fan of Audi styling, but that’s a personal opinion). 👍 

I dunno what Lizzy Borden is but I’ll take any opportunity to say fuck Iowa.