Why can’t I embed a tweet here?

I appreciate that you changed the header image. :)

Man, IndyCars are...not attractive.

Uh...ok...

Arsenal have to hope for the win, because making the Champions League is really the only thing that should matter.

People should note that Global Entry is done through US Customs and is a much stricter approval process than TSA Precheck. If you’ve fucked up at all during the past decade, you’re probably gonna be out $100.

Seriously though, fuck Tesla.

I love Jokic and its unfortunate that Denver didn’t make the playoffs, but goddamn Taj Gibson was a force of nature during the last several minutes of the game.

I love how close everyone is to the ice at Bell MTS Place. It might just be an optical illusion because it only seats 15k, but it creates a hell of an atmosphere regardless.

The world has become such a stupid place.

No MT? No thanks.

I’m not bashing it at all — and I’m glad that Audi made a halo car. But I’m not an Audi enthusiast, so it’s appeal has generally eluded me (and until the recent discount, the pricing always struck me as somewhat absurd.) Honestly, I’m just here to learn more about what people like about it.

I’ve honestly never seen the allure of the R8. Anyone care to enlighten me?

This is a show that has definitely gone past it’s expiration date. Looking forward to another season of the exact same plot lines as the past few...

Looks great. I’m a fan of this evolution. See also: Panamera Sport Turismo.

RIP you spineless piece of shit.

True true, and after what Roma did today, anything truly is possible. Although I think that Juve will have to play something beyond their best football, especially given how vulnerable Buffon looks.

Except for, you know, Real Madrid.

Today was a great day for football.

Pretty shitty City.